Archive for March, 2010

From crazy idea to big-chain bookshelf

Thursday, March 18th, 2010

…and it only took six years.

I interrupt buying-and-selling-a-house madness to show off these incredible photos of my first book, Sexy by Design, on the shelves of Barnes & Noble. This is seriously cool. I am still shocked that they’re stocking it, but they are! Check it out:

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Call me stunned (and thrilled). Thanks to Aunt “I’m the cover model” Karen (shown below) for spotting the book and taking the pics.

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This store is out-of-state—I’ve been too busy with house junk to even stop by my own B&N and see if it’s there (or beg them to order it). I know, I know…Bad Author. Terrible Author. I’ll get there, really!

All right, back to buying a yacht with my royalties haggling with the owners of the house I want…

Busy times

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

If all goes according to plan, I’m moving in a few weeks. Yippee! Naturally, this kind of madness comes with a massive to-do list—in fact, it’s one of those times when I need to make a list of to-do lists to make. So…yeah. For a while, I’ll only be updating the blog when breaking news erupts (and in publishing-land, that’s not too often!).

In related news, I’ll be starting a Twitter or Facebook page soon. I’m thinking Twitter, because there are often comments on there I want to reply to, but can’t in my current tweet-less state. Plus, more often than not, time allows for a sentence or two instead of a blog post. Maybe I’ll do both. We shall see.

Have fun while I’m packing. :)

Questions about e-books?

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

I’m discussing the benefits of digital publishing, answering questions, and giving away a book today at Romance Writers on the Journey. Come on over and visit!

Sexy by Design now available in paperback!

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

I’m pleased to share that my first book, which released in digital format from Samhain Publishing last summer, releases in print today! SexybyDesigncoverblog 

I’ll spare you my rambling and cut straight to the excerpt. For back cover copy and more sample pages, click here.

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Bree couldn’t take the honest approach, not yet. They were barely treading friendly waters, and she couldn’t lose the upper hand until she’d convinced him that his original impression of her had been way off-base.

“I can see I’ll have to prove you wrong.” Her fingers wrapped around the handle of her bottom drawer and pulled it out so hard the entire desk rattled. Inside lay a hefty collection of vibrators in different colors, textures, and sizes.

Evan looked down at the array of fake penises and threw his head back in amusement. Chuckling, he managed to say, “I’m afraid work-related devices don’t count.”

“You didn’t say that. You said I’d never seen one.”

“I amend my earlier statement. So you’ve seen one. But you’ve never used one.”

He drew that word out like a long, slow lick on an ice cream cone. Bree-flavored ice cream. From behind those sultry eyelashes he watched her, daring her to be turned on by his proposition.

She wasn’t merely turned on. She was a hungry lioness circling her cage, waiting for the door to open so she could burst out and devour a succulent piece of meat.

Yum.

She glanced at her office door to make sure it was closed. Time to put her seduction plan into action.

Swallowing hard, she reached into the drawer and retrieved a sizable blue cylinder. Her hand shook with nerves, so she squeezed her fingers around the thing more tightly. If she were going to refute his assumptions, she couldn’t be afraid of a vibrator. She needed to act like she’d used one every day of her adult life. Like having a man watch her touch herself with one came as naturally as breathing.

A smile played on her lips. Letting a man watch and using a sex toy? She could knock two things off the list with this one simple act.

Simple. Right.

Her smile fading, she blew out a shaky breath and brushed the tip over her exposed shoulder, seeing Evan’s mouth open just enough to let her know she had his interest. With excruciating slowness, she dragged the toy down her arm, making a U-turn at her wrist before bringing it back up and across her collarbone. She shivered at the cool, tingly trail it left on her skin and closed her eyes, wondering how she’d follow through with this show when she’d never even done it privately.

Before she got that far, Evan rolled his chair closer. Her eyes snapped open. His penetrating gaze fixed on her, he removed the device from her skin and held it tantalizingly in front of her face.

“What are you doing?” she objected.

He didn’t answer, just turned it on with a single flick of his thumb. The purr of the tiny motor made her jump.

The way he stared at her made her feel naked even though she remained fully clothed. The room was nearly silent, the buzz of the fluorescent lights drowned out by the beat of her racing heart. She should have bashed his hand, should have bolted from the chair.

But she didn’t.

“Don’t touch me with that,” she rasped. “Don’t you dare.”

Yet still she couldn’t move. What was wrong with her? Evan’s attempt to take control of the situation wasn’t surprising, given his sky-high confidence level. But enjoying his power trip was not part of the plan.

“So.” His breath caressed her neck as he dipped the pulsating tip into the top of her dress, grazing the cleft between her breasts. “Would you like a demonstration of what this thing is really used for?”

He looked down, and she knew he’d spotted her rigid nipples poking through the thin fabric of her outfit. Lovely. As cavalier as he was to begin with, she didn’t want to reveal that, at the moment, her attraction to him was fueling her quest for sexual experience. Much as she hated to admit that, it was entirely, irrevocably true.

Her mind begged her to move away from him. Your terms, remember? But her body refused to listen. One more moment of his dizzying nearness, one more second of his warm breath grazing her skin just the way it had when he’d been inside her, and she would lose this battle. She’d be taking lessons from him instead of showing him what she could do.

So why did it feel so good?

An inkling of smugness in his smile, he moved the device down to her knee and began sliding it up the inside of her thigh. “I’ll take that as a yes.”

No, no, no!

“Evan—”

“Happy birthday!” The door flew open and the entire staff burst in, cake in tow. Snapping to attention, Bree watched in horror as the vibrator dropped from Evan’s fingers and rolled underneath her desk. For once, he looked stunned as well.

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I’ve received questions from family and friends about where to pick this baby up. Most likely, you’ll have to order it online and have it shipped to you. Big chain bookstores can stock it, but that doesn’t mean they will. I won’t complain, though, if you approach customer service and ask for it!

In the meantime, check my Books page for direct links to buy online, and drop by the blog on Thursday for an opportunity to win a copy. Enjoy!

The anti-sell

Monday, March 1st, 2010

I’d say I hate selling things, but then my six-year-old would inform me that “hate” is an inappropriate word (I teach him well), so let’s say I despise selling things. The time, the effort, the stress. And attempting to sell several things at once? Oy. Makes me want to take the royalties I’ve been lucky enough to make and run to the nearest Caribbean beach.

Observe, for example, the eerie similarities of selling a house and a manuscript:

1. You spend exorbitant amounts of time perfecting every nook and cranny on the off chance that someone will ask to see it.

2.  Despite hours/weeks/years of careful preparation, the person on the other end spends about three seconds making the decision not to buy.

3. Each time someone does want to see it, you experience the high of your life…until the “thanks but no thanks” arrives and sends your spirit plummeting.

4. Sometimes you get no response at all, or get a “no” for reasons that make absolutely no sense. (Like the buyers who insisted they smelled a farm behind my house, shortly after I’d spent an hour sitting in the backyard because of the gorgeous day and clean, crisp air. What. Ever.)

5. The buyers like to tease you with glowing compliments and second looks…but no contract.

6. You have strange dreams about selling, only to wake up and find yourself still in limbo.

7. Every night, you ask yourself if this is worth the trouble or if you should take your junk off the market and get your sanity back…

8. …but you can’t stop. You must be addicted to pain!

P.S. I’m keeping my next house until I’m 95.

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